Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Grey Matter to Black Matter

I firmly believe that after to pass a certain age, all your grey matter turns to black matter.
Any knowledge passed on to a person with black matter is lost. No, not all energy is converted into an equal and opposite energy.

You will agree with me, if you go to work every morning and look at your boss. You expect him to do X but he's doing Y. You tell him that Y is incorrect but he will still do Y and stare at you as if you havent said anything at all. All your knowledge passed from your brain to his....... LOST!!!!
hence my assumption, his grey matter has turned into black matter. And the only expression, he can/will give is the Gajini look.... where am I, who are you, what language are you speaking....

Anything said to this thing is lost..... forever!

But you can never underestimate a person with Black Matter. This matter tends to use wormholes during appraisals to take you back to the 'Misses' not the 'Hits'.. but the 'Misses' (Coz everything positive is eliminated by dark matter...everything that has mass is eliminated by Dark Matter)

Dark Matter does not interact with ordinary grey matter. No, its too superior for that.
Hence you will find people with dark matter in clusters, they understand each other, they share the common, " I dont know shit" look, they also share the " Boomerang effect"

What's the Boomerang effect?

This happens when you give your boss an idea... He dismisses it.... After two fcking days... he comes and parks his ass on your desk and says, ' hey why dont we do this'

Boomerang......


Reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_matter
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worm_hole