The Man with Orange Teeth

Most of you will agree with me if you've traveled using public transport, its a vehicle to know/see a lotta different ppl...

So, one rainy day I had no option but to opt for the bright red bus!!!! and there he was... his teeth matched the color of the bus.. he seemed to have a familiar odour... Yes the odour of PAAN..

I dismissed him just like I would... and went back to cursing my stars for travelling through possibly the most disgusting mode of transport.

Everyone's wet, staring blankly into open space except for this unusual looking man who sat upright, dirty legs placed quite neatly on the green seat of the bus....

I was in awe, he was we, dirty and very repelling, however, he dint really care of what anyone thought of him. He turned and smiled & I as usual ignored him.

It was the last stop and everyone calmly walked out.... and I think it was his way of saying goodbye, he looked out the window and sprayed bright orange crap outta his mouth on MY BAG....

Well My face was bright Red with anger when I saw it later.

The Man with the Orange Teeth left his mark on my bag...

Grey Matter to Black Matter

I firmly believe that after to pass a certain age, all your grey matter turns to black matter.
Any knowledge passed on to a person with black matter is lost. No, not all energy is converted into an equal and opposite energy.

You will agree with me, if you go to work every morning and look at your boss. You expect him to do X but he's doing Y. You tell him that Y is incorrect but he will still do Y and stare at you as if you havent said anything at all. All your knowledge passed from your brain to his....... LOST!!!!
hence my assumption, his grey matter has turned into black matter. And the only expression, he can/will give is the Gajini look.... where am I, who are you, what language are you speaking....

Anything said to this thing is lost..... forever!

But you can never underestimate a person with Black Matter. This matter tends to use wormholes during appraisals to take you back to the 'Misses' not the 'Hits'.. but the 'Misses' (Coz everything positive is eliminated by dark matter...everything that has mass is eliminated by Dark Matter)

Dark Matter does not interact with ordinary grey matter. No, its too superior for that.
Hence you will find people with dark matter in clusters, they understand each other, they share the common, " I dont know shit" look, they also share the " Boomerang effect"

What's the Boomerang effect?

This happens when you give your boss an idea... He dismisses it.... After two fcking days... he comes and parks his ass on your desk and says, ' hey why dont we do this'

Boomerang......


Reference:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_matter
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worm_hole